Best Bass Trombone Talk and Squirrel Semantics.

A Trombone Shorty

Ooh, thats right there was at true trombone joke. That picture did deserve a true trombone joke though, because squirrels need rights too. You know in the era that we live in I'm appalled by the fact that squirrels don't have rights like we do.
They don't have free speech, if they had free speech things like squirrel dictatorships wouldn't form.

Squirrels, don't have the right to bear arms, you know squirrels are already in such a disadvantage when it comes to bear attacks, they need that equalization that a bazooka brings to a bear brawl. Just imagine this squirrel above this paragraph with a bazooka and you will understand how powerful and humorous that is at the same time.

Now I believe that squirrels don't need the right to refuse soldier housing. In the society that squirrels live in currently there has been a development of tree sharing intolerance which is truly dismaying.

Unreasonable seizures and seizures for squirrels is just not cool. Squirrels spend all of their late fall free time organizing their nuts because they don't have Netflix. Those nuts are everything to them, don't be rummaging through those and taking them, how do you think most dogs feel.

Squirrel right to property is paramount. Even though tree-sharing helps squirrels have good squarma (think about it) the other squirrels in the oak trees need to know that that tree is the Squirrelson's tree, not the Squirreliam's or even the Squirrelenberry's tree.

Squirrel trials must be speedy. Have you ever seen a lethargic squirrel? Point made.

Excessive bails are just prejudice. It singles out the lower class squirrels and that's just not fun for everyone. Since squirrel society is making a noticeable shift to communism, it important get rid of socio-economic boundaries.

Give squirrels all the rights. All vices would be made illegal in squirrel society, because in society there is a certain prejudice that effects the squirrels children. We can't teach the little squirrels to be bigots!

Wow, I didn't know I had that in my to talk about squirrel rights for that long. That was just kind of weird.

Now let's actually talk about bass trombones.
The bass trombone is the exact length of a tenor trombone, but has a larger bore size and bell diameter.
So, the Bore size is at .562" and at .580" through the valve tubing. The bell diameter spans from 9.5"-10.5".

The fact is that the bass trombone is pretty awesome, you have low parts that sometimes even consist of pedal tones. You just sound like a musical terminator that can do the jitterbug. You have some of the lowest parts in the band and you feel like you have the power to overpower the band completely.

Also, bass trombone players are the coolest of the cool. Think about all the bass trombones that you personally know, including yourself Mr. N.W. They are just cool guys, and I get to join the club.

That's all I got for this post, thank you for reading, have a nice something.